In a Quandary

• One day when I awoke, I discovered I had only three stands of hair, so I decided to braid it.
• The next day when I awoke, I had two strands of hair, so I decided to part it down the middle.
• Yesterday when I awoke, there was only one strand of hair, so I wore it in a ponytail.
• This morning I had no hair, so I thought, "Good, now I don't have to do my hair!"

May your decisions today be this easy.