If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights
Each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy,"
You might live in Minnesota .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Minnesota .
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Minnesota .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Minnesota .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you know how to say...Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Cloquet, Edina, and Shakopee,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
You might live in Minnesota .
If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,
You might live in Minnesota .
You measure distance in hours,
You might live in Minnesota .
You know several people who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in Minnesota .
You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
You might live in Minnesota .
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Minnesota .
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Minnesota .
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Minnesota .
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison,
You might live in Minnesota .
You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in Minnesota .
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time,
You might live in Minnesota .
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in Minnesota .
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Minnesota .
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction,
You might live in Minnesota .
You can identify a southern or eastern accent,
You might live in Minnesota .
Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your blue spruce,
You might live in Minnesota .
If "Down South" to you means Iowa ,
You might live in Minnesota .
You know "a brat" is something you eat,
You might live in Minnesota .
You find -10 degrees "a little chilly",
You might live in Minnesota .
You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Minnesota friends,